HAVE YOU EVER:
1. had intercourse?
2. oral sex?
3. licked an ass?
4. had your ass licked?
5. had sex with someone without knowing their name?
6. swallowed cum?
7. practiced bondage or BDSM?
8. had anal sex?
9. had an orgasm from anal sex?
10. had sex while on hard drugs?
11. had sex with someone of the opposite orientation?
12. been in a threesome?
13. been in a foursome?
14. been in an orgy?
15. been in a gangbang?
16. had sex in public?
17. snowballed?
18. had your toes licked or sucked?
19. licked or sucked someone’s toes?
20. had sex with more than one person (1 on 1 only) in a day?
2. oral sex?
3. licked an ass?
4. had your ass licked?
5. had sex with someone without knowing their name?
6. swallowed cum?
7. practiced bondage or BDSM?
8. had anal sex?
9. had an orgasm from anal sex?
10. had sex while on hard drugs?
11. had sex with someone of the opposite orientation?
12. been in a threesome?
13. been in a foursome?
14. been in an orgy?
15. been in a gangbang?
16. had sex in public?
17. snowballed?
18. had your toes licked or sucked?
19. licked or sucked someone’s toes?
20. had sex with more than one person (1 on 1 only) in a day?
21. had sex with more than one person (1 on 1 only) in a week?
22. had cyber sex or phone sex?
23. been double penetrated?
24. watched porn?
HAVE YOU EVER:
22. had cyber sex or phone sex?
23. been double penetrated?
24. watched porn?
25. bought a dirty magazine?
26. posted nude pictures of yourself on the net?
27. let someone video tape you having sex?
28. sex without protection?
29. had someone give you a cum facial or given someone a cum facial?
30. participated in a golden shower?
31. sex with a friend’s significant other?
32. had sex with one of your significant other’s friends or relatives?
33. cheated on your significant other?
34. made someone pass out from sex?
35. had your ass slapped during sex?
36. tasted your own cum?
37. masturbated?
38. let someone watch you masturbate?
39. showed yourself naked on cam?
40. had a wet dream?
41. been submissive in bed?
42. had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?
43. had sex in a vehicle?
44. been caught having sex?
45. paid for sex?
46. used toys during sex?
47. used food during sex?
48. enjoyed pain from a little to extreme during sex?
49. been dominated in bed?
HAVE YOU EVER:
26. posted nude pictures of yourself on the net?
27. let someone video tape you having sex?
28. sex without protection?
29. had someone give you a cum facial or given someone a cum facial?
30. participated in a golden shower?
31. sex with a friend’s significant other?
32. had sex with one of your significant other’s friends or relatives?
33. cheated on your significant other?
34. made someone pass out from sex?
35. had your ass slapped during sex?
36. tasted your own cum?
37. masturbated?
38. let someone watch you masturbate?
39. showed yourself naked on cam?
40. had a wet dream?
41. been submissive in bed?
42. had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?
43. had sex in a vehicle?
44. been caught having sex?
45. paid for sex?
46. used toys during sex?
47. used food during sex?
48. enjoyed pain from a little to extreme during sex?
49. been dominated in bed?
50. enjoyed having your nipples licked, sucked, or bitten?
51. been fisted?
52. been with a cock over 10 inches?
53. sucked a cock with a pa?
54. been fucked by a cock with a pa?
55. dressed in costumes?
56. role played?
57. been to a sex club?
58. had sex with a third or with your partner?
59. had sex with a coworker at work?
60. had pity sex?
61. gotten a std?
62. had sex with someone 25 years or more younger than you?
63. had sex with someone 25 years or more younger than you?
64. had sex with a famous person?
65. had sex on a plane?
66. had sex on a train?
67. had sex in a movie theater?
68. had sex involving scat?
69. used a vegetable?
70. had sex in an open bar?
71. had interracial sex?
72. had sex with a Mormon?
73. had sex with someone who had a prosthetic?
74. had sex with a ex-convict?
75. had sex with a blogger?
TMI Questions
Fun, slightly embarrassing questions designed to reveal Too Much Information between you and your significant other and among you and your friends and/or family.
POST YOUR TMI ANSWERS
51. been fisted?
52. been with a cock over 10 inches?
53. sucked a cock with a pa?
54. been fucked by a cock with a pa?
55. dressed in costumes?
56. role played?
57. been to a sex club?
58. had sex with a third or with your partner?
59. had sex with a coworker at work?
60. had pity sex?
61. gotten a std?
62. had sex with someone 25 years or more younger than you?
63. had sex with someone 25 years or more younger than you?
64. had sex with a famous person?
65. had sex on a plane?
66. had sex on a train?
67. had sex in a movie theater?
68. had sex involving scat?
69. used a vegetable?
70. had sex in an open bar?
71. had interracial sex?
72. had sex with a Mormon?
73. had sex with someone who had a prosthetic?
74. had sex with a ex-convict?
75. had sex with a blogger?
Fun, slightly embarrassing questions designed to reveal Too Much Information between you and your significant other and among you and your friends and/or family.
POST YOUR TMI ANSWERS
Post and answer the questions on your blog or tumblr page and then post the link in the comments so that others can read your answers (directions here), visit your website and get to know you too. I post my answers on Thursday.
2 comments:
It's very simple this week: How many of the following sex questions can you answer yes to? I decide to augment some of your questions so as to not appear like a total crack ho. Since it doesn’t change my yes or no answer, I thought you’d like the exposition. I answered Yes to 50 and no to 25.
No explaining (unless you want to), no admissions (unless you want to), no comments (unless you want to), just the total number you can answer YES to. You can also add questions (if you want to).
HAVE YOU EVER:
1. had intercourse outside? Yes
2. oral sex while driving? Yes.
3. licked an ass? Yes
4. had your ass licked? Yes
5. had sex with someone without knowing their name? Yes. Does not remembering their name count?
6. swallowed cum? Yes.
7. practiced bondage or BDSM? Once but the guy told me I sucked at it. And not in a good way.
8. had anal sex? Yes
9. had an orgasm from anal sex? Not enough
10. had sex while on hard drugs candy? Like a Jolly Rancher? No
11. had sex with someone of the opposite orientation? Yes.
12. been bored to tears in a threesome? Yes
13. been in a foursome? No
14. been in an orgy? No
15. been in a gangbang? No, Jesus, I’m a Catholic
16. had sex in public? So often it’s comical
17. snowballed? Yes
18. had your toes licked or sucked? Yes
19. licked or sucked someone’s toes? Yes
20. had sex with more than one person (1 on 1 only) in a day? Yes, ok, a guy gets a little pent up
21. had sex with more than one person (1 on 1 only) in a week? Like, seriously? Yes.
22. had cyber sex or phone sex? Yes
23. been double penetrated? Nope
24. watched porn? Yes
25. bought a dirty magazine? Yes
26. posted nude pictures of yourself on the net? Yes
27. let someone video tape you having sex? No
28. sex without protection? Yes
29. had someone give you a cum facial or given someone a cum facial? Yes
30. participated in a golden shower? Given
31. sex with a friend’s significant other? No
32. had sex with one of your significant other’s friends or relatives? No
33. cheated on your significant other? Yes
34. made someone pass out from sex? As in sleep? No
35. had your ass slapped during sex? Yes
36. tasted your own cum? Yes
37. masturbated? Daily.
38. let someone watch you masturbate? Yes
39. showed yourself naked on cam? No
40. had a wet dream? Still have them
41. been submissive in bed? Yes
42. had sex with someone you knew less than an hour? Yes
43. had sex in a vehicle while driving? Yes
44. been caught having sex? Yes, in a church pew no less.
45. paid for sex? Does dinner count?
46. used toys during sex? Yes
47. used food during sex? No
48. enjoyed pain from a little to extreme during sex? Yes
49. been dominated in bed? Yes
50. enjoyed having your nipples licked, sucked, or bitten? Yes
51. been fisted? No
52. been with a cock over 10 inches? No
53. sucked a cock with a pa? No
54. been fucked by a cock with a pa? no
55. dressed in costumes? No
56. role played? yes
57. been to a sex club? No
58. had sex with a third or with your partner? Yes
59. had sex with a coworker at work? Yes
60. had pity sex? yes
61. gotten a std? No
62. had sex with someone 25 years or more younger than you? Yes
63. had sex with someone 25 years or more younger than you? No
64. had sex with a famous person? Yes
65. had sex on a plane? Yes
66. had sex on a train? Yes
67. had sex in a movie theater? No
68. had sex involving scat? No
69. used a vegetable? No
70. had sex in an open bar? Yes.
71. had interracial sex? Yes. With a cop.
72. had sex with a Mormon? No
73. had sex with someone who had a prosthetic? Yes
74. had sex with a ex-convict? No
75. had sex with a blogger? Yes.
HAVE YOU EVER:
1. had intercourse outside? Yes in the U.S. Capital dome. Fuck the government? One of its building supervisors, yes.
2. oral sex while driving? No.
3. licked an ass? Yes
4. had your ass licked? Yes
5. had sex with someone without knowing their name? Yes. Does not remembering their name count?
6. swallowed cum? Once. Seriously.
7. practiced bondage or BDSM? Tried it, meh.
8. had anal sex? Yes
9. had an orgasm from anal sex? Oh, yeah.
10. had sex while on hard drugs candy? Like a Jolly Rancher? No.
11. had sex with someone of the opposite orientation? No.
12. been bored to tears in a threesome? Yes.
13. been in a foursome? Yes
14. been in an orgy? Yes
15. been in a gangbang? No.
16. had sex in public? Yup.
17. snowballed? No.
18. had your toes licked or sucked? If they tried it, I would have kicked their teeth out.
19. licked or sucked someone’s toes? No.
20. had sex with more than one person (1 on 1 only) in a day? Yes. Sex isn't about the orgasm with me.
21. had sex with more than one person (1 on 1 only) in a week? Please answer to previous question.
22. had cyber sex or phone sex? Yes.
23. been double penetrated? No.
24. watched porn? Like, YEAH!
25. bought a dirty magazine? Yes. I have cartons of it in our basement.
26. posted nude pictures of yourself on the net? Yes. MJ at The Infomaniac even has it as a permanent image on her blog.
27. let someone video tape you having sex? No
28. sex without protection? Yes
29. had someone give you a cum facial or given someone a cum facial? Yes.
30. participated in a golden shower? Yes, and it isn't the easiest thing to get started.
31. sex with a friend’s significant other? Thats like a real knife in the back. No.
32. had sex with one of your significant other’s friends or relatives? See the answer to 31.
33. cheated on your significant other? Once, when I was very young.
34. made someone pass out from sex? As in sleep? Ewww.
35. had your ass slapped during sex? Yes, and that ended it right there.
36. tasted your own cum? Yes.
37. masturbated? Twice daily.
38. let someone watch you masturbate? Yes.
39. showed yourself naked on cam? Oh, no.
40. had a wet dream? Nope. I get it all out.
41. been submissive in bed? Yes.
42. had sex with someone you knew less than an hour? Yes.
43. had sex in a vehicle while driving? this seems like question one.
44. been caught having sex? Yes. Always awkward.
45. paid for sex? Do bookstores count?
46. used toys during sex? Yes.
47. used food during sex? Yes.
48. enjoyed pain from a little to extreme during sex? Who said it was extreme?
49. been dominated in bed? Yes
50. enjoyed having your nipples licked, sucked, or bitten? No, unfortunatly. But I love man tit.
51. been fisted? No
52. been with a cock over 10 inches? Yes.
53. sucked a cock with a pa? Yes.
54. been fucked by a cock with a pa? No.
55. dressed in costumes? No.
56. role played? No.
57. been to a sex club? No.
58. had sex with a third or with your partner? Yes.
59. had sex with a coworker at work? No.
60. had pity sex? Yes.
61. gotten a std? No.
62. had sex with someone 25 years or more younger than you? Yes.
63. had sex with someone 25 years or more older than you? Yes.
64. had sex with a famous person? Yes.
65. had sex on a plane? No.
66. had sex on a train? No.s
67. had sex in a movie theater? Yes.
68. had sex involving scat? GROSS!
69. used a vegetable? No.
70. had sex in an open bar? No.
71. had interracial sex? Yes.
72. had sex with a Mormon? Probably. I don't ask religous affiliation when I'm getting ready to go down and great dick.
73. had sex with someone who had a prosthetic? Nope.
74. had sex with a ex-convict? Yes.
75. had sex with a blogger? Yes.
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